Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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