let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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