you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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