first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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