We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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