I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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