drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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