his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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