Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Can I color on your dick again?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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