in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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