I think I died a long time ago.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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