The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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