the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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