ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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