True but thats because hes a fetus.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize