Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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