Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
