is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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