People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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