you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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