how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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