Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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