I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
