stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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