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I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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