ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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