on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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