Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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