no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize