playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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