then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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