So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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