Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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