his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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