My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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