Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
