I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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