I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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