No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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