glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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