She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
