i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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