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5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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