Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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