Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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