Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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