question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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