The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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