What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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