Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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