btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
this is an emotional support booty call
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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