Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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