we have officially mastered the walk of shame
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
