How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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