Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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