dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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