my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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